Still counting down

A Canadian Doc gives you an annual exam. What does he do first?
He body checks you.

So I got all the letters and loved them! Tell Riley that he's MY favorite brother in law and the cat on his card reminded me of his face - I could just nuzzle it. No don't tell him that part. Don't read that part either. I'm feeling awkward and no one is here. So...

How do you spot a Canadian abroad?
They're the ones that thank the ATM machine.

I've been trying hard to get all my goals but it is unreal how my body just says 'denied'. It's amazing out how tired my body can get and just no motivation when I'm forcing it to do things that I know I should do. I have it all measured out to a science of all that I need to do. When to sleep, what to eat, when to exercise, when to read. And all of those things are super good for me and if I did them all, I'd be awesome. And there are no distractions and I have the time so it seams, why not? Right? But no! I can make it like one day and the next day is like my brain is mush and body is dead and motivation is gone. What gives? Dang bodies!

What did the Albertan ask the tour guide at the Eiffel tower?
How many barrels a day does it produce?

Today I couldn't keep my eyes open so I came home and took a nap. I now have to work out and it is bed time. I;m going to bribe myself to do it by allowing myself some candy if I do. See...

How do you stop bacon from curling in the frying pan?
Take away their brooms.

44 days and counting. I should not have counted the days yesterday because now I know. And I probably won't forget and inadvertently keep counting. Poop stains.

How do you tell 50 Canadians to get out of the swimming pool?
Please get out of the swimming pool.

I think you are beautiful. I look forward to holding you again! I also look forward to wrestling and playing and fist bumping...fist bumping? Just being with you. I look forward to running in the marathon with you and training for that.

You know you might be Canadian if you've you designed a halloween costume to go over a snow suit.

I love your Canadian guts. I think you taste like maple syrup.